The Tao of the Duckie

Alex wants a PS3 for Christmas

Tue, 20 Oct 2009 15:24:44 GMT

So I know nothing about PS3. Which one would you get him? There is 80g 120g 160g and 250g
Why would you need so much space?

Experience people?

Thanks!

My new favorite website

Wed, 15 Jul 2009 21:09:08 GMT

http://ugliesttattoos.com/

for IT people. This is great

Fri, 10 Jul 2009 23:04:27 GMT

Please forward: July Coronation RV, carvans etc

Fri, 19 Jun 2009 02:28:56 GMT

Please forward.

Hello all,

As we have mentioned before:

There are no RV camping areas available at July Coronation. This is on the website. http://currentmiddleages.org/coronation/

The staff has been working extremely hard on this event. We know that not being able to have RV's at the site can be an inconvenience for some. Unfortunately the park rented all RV spaces in the area, and we will not be able to accommodate RVs in the parking area or on the grass. Now, that does not mean you can't contact Reservations Northwest to see if any spots open up. They do. http://www.reserveamerica.com/campground DirectoryList.do?contractCode=OR&pstate=null&letter=M

We have looked around for places to put RVs that would be close to the site. I found a couple of county parks yesterday at this website. You might be able to get a spot there. It is about 10-15 miles away. http://www.co.clackamas.or.us/parks/

This one is about 30 minutes from site, but they have a couple of back ins.
http://www.reserveamerica.com/camping/Lazy_Bend_Or/r/campsiteSearch.do?search=site&contractCode=NRSO&parkId=71624

As an alternative there are motels/hotels approximately 15-20 miles from the site itself (Estacada, Oregon or Oregon City, Oregon, or Wilsonville, Oregon).

Please do not contact Milo McIver's park rangers for this event.

Also to add: Caravans, vardos, rolling camps. Anything with two, one, four etc wheels will not be able to be on the grass. When everyone comes in they will be able to drive in unload and then park.

This means that any period type rolling camps cannot camp on the grass. You will be out in the parking lot. With that said, there is a limited amount of space out there and will not be able to have people "set camps" up out there which take up parking spots or block off emergency routes.

Our Crown level events are held all over the Kingdom. Sometimes we will end up at a site that does not provide everything for everyone. Emailing the autocrat team will not change these facts. This site is beautiful, with green grass, beautiful scenery and running water. Sport of Kings is held at this site. It is unfortunate that it is not set up for RVs.
I hope everyone who cannot tent camp have made other arrangements to be able to join us at this wonderful event.

In service,

Mistress Attia Prima
Autocrat for July Coronation
And the staff for July Coronation

This really is wonderfully funny

Tue, 02 Jun 2009 21:53:56 GMT

http://www.rahoi.com/2006/03/may-i-take-your-order/

snort! ha! ha! ha!

Tue, 26 May 2009 15:32:06 GMT

...and Rent All the Cool Cars

Little girl: (talking over airport announcement)
Father: Quiet for a second!
Girl: (continues talking until announcement is over)
Father: Great. What if he was saying "Run! Zombies!"? We'll be sitting here like idiots while the zombies come...

http://www.overheardeverywhere.com/archives/006087.html

This just cracked me up this morning.

Tue, 28 Apr 2009 15:53:17 GMT

Blown-away Chihuahua reunited with owners

Tue Apr 28, 7:18 am ET

WATERFORD TOWNSHIP, Mich. – Tinker Bell has been reunited with her owners after a 70-mph gust of wind picked up the six-pound Chihuahua and tossed her out of sight.

Dorothy and Lavern Utley credit a pet psychic for guiding them on Monday to a wooded area nearly a mile from where 8-month-old Tinker Bell had been last seen. The brown long-haired dog was dirty and hungry but otherwise OK.

The Utleys, of Rochester, had set up an outdoor display Saturday at a flea market in Waterford Township, 25 miles northwest of Detroit. Tinker Bell was standing on their platform trailer when she was swept away.

Dorothy Utley tells The Detroit News that her cherished pet "just went wild" upon seeing her.

True Blood

Tue, 28 Apr 2009 15:35:08 GMT

True Blood Season II -JUNE

weeeeeeeeeeeeee!

THAT IS ALL.

RV annoucement for July Coronation please feel free to pass along

Thu, 23 Apr 2009 16:05:18 GMT

Please post far and wide.

There are no RV camping areas available at July Coronation. This is on the website. http://currentmiddleages.org/coronation/

The staff has been working extremely hard on this event. We know that not being able to have RV's at the site can be an inconvenience for some. Unfortunately the park rented all RV spaces in the area, and we will not be able to accommodate RVs in the parking area or on the grass. Now, that does not mean you can't contact Reservations Northwest to see if any spots open up. They do.

http://www.reserveamerica.com/campgroundDirectoryList.do?contractCode=OR&pstate=null&letter=M

We have looked around for places to put RVs that would be close to the site. I found a couple of county parks yesterday at this website. You mightbe able to get a spot there. It is about 10-15 miles away. http://www.co.clackamas.or.us/parks/

As an alternative there are motels/hotels approximately 15-20 miles from the site itself (Estacada, Oregon or Oregon City, Oregon, or Wilsonville, Oregon).

Our Crown level events are held all over the Kingdom. Sometimes we will end up at a site that does not provide everything for everyone. Emailing the autocrat team will not change these facts. This site is beautiful, with green grass, beautiful scenery and running water. Sport of Kings is held at this site. It is unfortunate that it is not set up for RVs.

Please do not contact Milo McIver's park rangers for this event.

I'm sorry for the inconvenience.

In service,

Mistress Attia Prima

Autocrat July Coronation 2009

and staff of July Coronation 2009

That time of year again-WHITE WATER RAFTING! WHO'S GAME!

Wed, 22 Apr 2009 18:08:10 GMT

Im post-tastic today huh?

Okay Sterling and I think it is time to go once again to Wet Planet and do some rafting. The weather is getting better and it is time I say.

We are looking at the Second and third weekend of May (for those not heading to Crown) on one of those Sundays! Bigger the group the cheaper it is.

Let me know!

http://www.wetplanetwhitewater.com/raftingTrips/riverTrips.htm

We go on the White Salmon.

Way to fraggle rock

Tue, 14 Apr 2009 20:12:15 GMT

I know you are all thinking the same thing I am....

What's Your Celtic Animal--suprisingly I'm allergic...hmmm...

Thu, 19 Mar 2009 21:15:59 GMT

Your Animal is the Cat

You are independent to the point of being stubborn. You stick to your values.
You are loyal, trustworthy, and honest. You are very devoted to your family.

You are aloof towards those you don't know well, but you are affectionate with those you are close to.
You are a creative, sensual, and mysterious person. You are agile and flexible.

What's Your Celtic Animal?

ONE MORE THING-July Coronation

Wed, 14 Jan 2009 15:44:14 GMT

I am looking for anyone who would like to be involved in July Coronation. I need:

Volunteer Cordinator. Someone to help facilate and direct the volunteers
Marshal in charge
Camping. I would like to do some reserved spaces for large groups. But not smaller groups.

Let me know if anyone is interested or you know someone who would be interested.

mandy.grayson@gmail.com

OMG my secret santa

Wed, 31 Dec 2008 06:16:54 GMT

Sorry no pictures!

When the little card in your bag says:

Hi Attia,

Best Holiday wishes, sorry your present is late, the snow got in my way. The fabric and thread are 100% silk. Happy New Year.

Gersuinda.

You start to freak out a bit. A Gosling had my name? How lucky can I be!!! Oh my god Gersuinda had my name!!! Happy dance!!!

I received two bits (more than a bit) of thread (red and green and so soft) and 1 1/2 or so of really nice dark purple silk. HOW COOOL IS THAT!!!

Thank!!~! YOUUUUUU!

Because I absolutely can't help it....

Tue, 16 Dec 2008 00:27:35 GMT

SNOW TIRES?
SURRRRRREEEE

I'm sorry it doesn't get old.

: )

Here is our sponsored company tree from the Festival of Trees this year

Fri, 12 Dec 2008 16:48:11 GMT

My mom has a website now for her glass!!! WEEEEEE!

Mon, 17 Nov 2008 20:13:58 GMT

http://www.riverareunion.com/Christine_Meadows_Glass/Christine_Meadows_Designs.html

Trgvy's daughter is missing if you see her

Tue, 04 Nov 2008 22:09:38 GMT

http://lionsroad.org/Tori.html

Heee! heee!

Tue, 21 Oct 2008 23:31:43 GMT

Repo! The Genetic Opera comes out Limited on November 7.

Hood to Coast with a random thought

Fri, 22 Aug 2008 14:29:29 GMT

Hood to Coast is this weekend. I like watching all the runners and such. They are freaking crazy. I've volunteered a couple of times for teams and it is a blast. We had a team last year, and I was a volunteer down on Front Ave. calling out numbers. It was a lot of fun....

But....I'm thinking.

Wouldn't it be fun to do the Hood to Coast Walk?? I'm so not runner. I think I'm either going to try to get on a team for next year or something....

I think it would be a good goal, and very good for my health. Maybe I can stop smoking.

A posting on overheard in PDX--boy did I laugh

Wed, 09 Jul 2008 22:12:05 GMT

The hardest job you'll ever love

Volunteer (interrupting two talking teens): Hi, would you like to sign this petition?
Girl: What is it about?
Volunteer: It's basically making the pamphlet about all the different voting issues shorter and easier to understand.
Girl: I like to read.Why would you want to do that?
Volunteer: To make it easier to understand, and help more people learn about the issues.
Girl: So there would be less information?
Volunteer: Yes! It would be just the basic information, to get more people to vote who didn't before because it was so hard.
Girl(Loudly): So basically, you're telling me you want to dumb down the voting help guide, so that people who were too stupid to understand it before, will be more likely to vote? No, I won't sign. If they give up because it's too hard to read, good. Like hell I want them to vote.
Volunteer (shocked) :...Don't you want everyone to vote?
Girl: Hell, no. I want smart people to vote. I'm not signing some petition to help stupid people take part in making major decisions.Why do you think we're at war?
Volunteer (backing away): Well, uh...Ok. Have a nice day..(
Girl to friend: I love fucking with those guys. I hope that keeps her up tonight.
Friend: You are so going to hell.
Girl: That's nothing. I thought the polar bear dude earlier was going to cry by the time I was done with him.

- Pioneer Square
-- Overheard by Seal

You will laugh!

Fri, 25 Apr 2008 17:47:23 GMT

http://ellen.warnerbros.com/2008/01/hawaii_chair.php

Because this is the most cutest picture ever of my nephew!

Fri, 25 Apr 2008 14:58:55 GMT

And back to SF

Sun, 20 Apr 2008 19:21:23 GMT

T minus 4 hours. After the River's pel meeting.

annes_mommey has graciously agreed to take me to the airport. bless her. LOL

Forcemequeen posted this for me while i'm in SF for two weeks. Pleases watch its hilarous!

Sun, 13 Apr 2008 15:27:56 GMT