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Volunteer (interrupting two talking teens): Hi, would you like to sign this petition?
Girl: What is it about?
Volunteer: It's basically making the pamphlet about all the different voting issues shorter and easier to understand.
Girl: I like to read.Why would you want to do that?
Volunteer: To make it easier to understand, and help more people learn about the issues.
Girl: So there would be less information?
Volunteer: Yes! It would be just the basic information, to get more people to vote who didn't before because it was so hard.
Girl(Loudly): So basically, you're telling me you want to dumb down the voting help guide, so that people who were too stupid to understand it before, will be more likely to vote? No, I won't sign. If they give up because it's too hard to read, good. Like hell I want them to vote.
Volunteer (shocked) :...Don't you want everyone to vote?
Girl: Hell, no. I want smart people to vote. I'm not signing some petition to help stupid people take part in making major decisions.Why do you think we're at war?
Volunteer (backing away): Well, uh...Ok. Have a nice day..(
Girl to friend: I love fucking with those guys. I hope that keeps her up tonight.
Friend: You are so going to hell.
Girl: That's nothing. I thought the polar bear dude earlier was going to cry by the time I was done with him.

- Pioneer Square
-- Overheard by Seal



And back to SF

  • Apr. 20th, 2008 at 12:20 PM

T minus 4 hours. After the River's pel meeting.

annes_mommey has graciously agreed to take me to the airport. bless her. LOL


March Coronet

  • Mar. 15th, 2008 at 2:50 PM

Gustav and Sophia won Coronet!!!!

Waving hands!! WEEEE!

heh, heh

  • Mar. 7th, 2008 at 4:58 PM

My day

  • Mar. 5th, 2008 at 1:13 PM


I'm back

  • Feb. 25th, 2008 at 8:47 AM

I'm back.

that is all.

24 hours and counting

  • Feb. 8th, 2008 at 6:14 PM

Heh, heh I will see you all in two weeks. Look 4 posts.

Yes We Can

  • Feb. 6th, 2008 at 9:18 AM

You will need sound. This is fantastic. I do not and will not get into debates about politics on Live Journal. I have Alex at home for that. But, this video is really amazing.

http://www.dipdive.com/

Snow? Right...

  • Jan. 28th, 2008 at 8:12 AM

Where is my snow? Damn it.

argh

  • Jan. 23rd, 2008 at 3:58 PM

4 hours sleep. Not good....

Dec. 14th, 2007

  • 3:39 PM

. Wrapping paper or gift bags?
Wrapping paper

2. Real or artificial tree?
Real, I live in Oregon how can you not have a real tree?

3. When do you put up the tree?
Weekend after Thanksgiving weekend

4. When do you take it down?
New Year's

5. Do you like eggnog?
Uh, yeah.

6. Favorite gift received as a child?
Bike

7. Do you have a nativity scene?
Nope

8. Hardest person to buy for?
My Stepdad

9. Easiest person to buy for?
Usually my twin

10. Worst Christmas present you ever got?
Clothes, that don't fit me properly.

11. Mail or email Christmas cards?
Mail if I do them.

12. Favorite Christmas movie?
White Christmas

13. When do you start shopping for Christmas?
Black Friday

14. Have you ever recycled a Christmas present?
Pleading 5th

15. Favorite thing to eat on Christmas?
French onion dip my mom makes

16. Clear lights or colored on the tree?
Clear and one red or blue, or green, but no multi unless its on my mantle

17. Favorite Christmas song?
O'Holy Night done by Josh Groban

18. Travel at Christmas or stay home?
Mom's in SE Portland

19. Can you name all of Santa’s Reindeer?
Dasher, and Dancer Prancer Blixen , and comet and cupid, donner and blitzen and Rudolph!

20. Angel or star on top of tree?
Star with my first Puppy Cleo in the picture frame. Doesn't matter if it doesn't match the tree.

21. Open presents Christmas Eve or morning.
Morning.

22. Most annoying thing this time of year?
Dumbasses who think the world revolves around them...oh wait that is most of the year.

23. Do you decorate your tree in any theme or color?
This year it is red and white.

24. What do you leave for Santa?
No, Hoover dog would eat it


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  • Dec. 5th, 2007 at 11:55 AM







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heh heh...this made me laugh

  • Nov. 20th, 2007 at 2:28 PM

Dear Santa...

Dear Santa,

This year I've been busy!

In April I broke [info]brighidross's X-Box (-12 points). Last Monday I gave [info]petitsyrah a kidney (1000 points). Last Saturday I committed genocide... Sorry about that, [info]h00sier_daddy (-5000 points). Last Friday I gave [info]perkolated a Dutch Oven (-10 points). In October I stole [info]acaciagryffyn's purse (-30 points).

Overall, I've been naughty (-4052 points). For Christmas I deserve a spanking!

Sincerely,
graceyz

Write your letter to Santa! Enter your LJ username:

Little early but cute nonetheless

  • Nov. 16th, 2007 at 8:19 AM

On the twelfth day of Christmas, graceyz sent to me...
Twelve khaljas drumming
Eleven magni_ulfredsons piping
Ten acaciagryffyns a-leaping
Nine ironbenders dancing
Eight jupiterorbits a-milking
Seven brighidross a-swimming
Six emmavonberns a-laying
Five orne-e-e-eries
Four hunnic_scourges
Three gargoyal3s
Two spedgirls
...and a LiveJournal meme in a pear tree.
Get your own Twelve Days:

Interesting Tid Bit --SCA related

  • Nov. 15th, 2007 at 2:59 PM

Since 2000 well more like 2001 (missing information) these groups have held approximately X amount of Crown/Kingdom events. Not completely accurate cause I'm missing information, but darn close. And don't hassle about spelling

Wealdsmere 4 (2007)
Wastekeep 1 (2004)
Vulkanfeldt 3 (2007)
Three Mountains 5 (2006 x2)
Terra Pomaria 1 (2001)
Stromgard 2 (2007)
Shittemwoode 5 (2006)
Seagirt 1 (2001)
Mountains Edge 1 (2007)
Montengarde 1 (2003)
Madrone 1 (2002)
Lion's Gate 1 (2004)
Lionsdale 1 (2004)
Glym Mere 1 (2000)
Dregate 1 (2001)
Dragon's Laire 7 (2007)
Danescombe 1 (2005)
Corvaria 1 (2005)
Borealis 1 (2003)
BAO 2 (2007)
Bear Mountain 1 (2002)
Adiantum 3 (2003)
Aqueterra 4 (2007)
Ambergard 1 (2006)

Adiantum has been fixed. I have that information.

Anyone else please send an email to me with the following information if you believe something is amiss eventdeputy@yahoo.com

Year
Event
Branch
Autocrat
Site
Distance from I-5 (I'm serious)
Attendence
Budget
Expenses
Loss/Gain before expenses and before 25/75
Other factors i.e. site, biffies, etc.


If anyone saw the TV ad with the couple who were discussing Measure 50. This is a spoof. I personally think they should have showed it!